| Captain | Assistant Captain | Assistant Captain |
| Blaise Fearis | Ethan Harner | Terry Hansen |
Brawndo Thirst Mutilators
Skater
| # | Player | GP | G | A | P | PIMS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Bill Hoscheid | 15 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 9 | Alex Emerson | 11 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 13 | Ryan Rouse | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 17 | Keith Harner | 14 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| 22 | Blaise Fearis | 14 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 0 |
| 28 | Jean Vacha | 15 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 0 |
| 29 | Mike Dillinger | 15 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 |
| 29 | Ethan Harner | 13 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 0 |
| 30 | Eric Flock | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 0 |
| 30 | Layton Corum | 15 | 5 | 3 | 8 | 0 |
| 55 | Kevin Anderson | 17 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| 59 | Kim Henka | 14 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 64 | Terry Hansen | 14 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| 80 | Damaris Hoekstra | 16 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| 97 | Daniel Stein | 17 | 10 | 3 | 13 | 2 |
Novice Summer 2023 Division Standings
| Pos | Team | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Consensual Puck (S23) | 18 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 30 | 54 | 20 | 34 |
| 2 | Kneel Before Saad | 18 | 8 | 7 | 3 | 19 | 32 | 27 | 5 |
| 3 | Brawndo Thirst Mutilators | 17 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 16 | 38 | 35 | 3 |
| 4 | Regulators (S23) | 17 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 14 | 30 | 43 | -13 |
| 5 | Wobbly Saucers | 17 | 5 | 9 | 3 | 13 | 33 | 44 | -11 |
| 6 | Sesame Street Gangstas | 17 | 4 | 9 | 4 | 12 | 25 | 43 | -18 |
Player Stats – Novice Summer 2023
Goalie Stats – Novice Summer 2023
| Rank | Player | Team | GP | SOG | SA | GA | SV | GAA | SV% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Daniel Augensen (G) | Consensual Puck (S23) | 15 | 282 | 282 | 14 | 268 | 0.93 | 95.04 |
| 2 | Chris Hoekstra (G) | Brawndo Thirst Mutilators | 17 | 422 | 422 | 33 | 389 | 1.94 | 92.18 |
| 3 | Mike Sommer III (G) | Sesame Street Gangstas | 14 | 380 | 380 | 31 | 349 | 2.21 | 91.84 |
| 4 | Patrick Bennett (G) | Kneel Before Saad | 17 | 347 | 347 | 29 | 318 | 1.71 | 91.64 |
| 5 | Austin Kimmell (G) | Wobbly Saucers | 17 | 380 | 380 | 41 | 339 | 2.41 | 89.21 |
| 6 | David Salahshurian (G) | Corn Stars (S25) | 8 | 194 | 194 | 27 | 167 | 3.38 | 86.08 |
| 7 | Glenn Ringenberg (G) | - | 1 | 21 | 21 | 3 | 18 | 3.00 | 85.71 |
| 8 | Ethan Moses (G) | Regulators (S23) | 3 | 16 | 16 | 3 | 13 | 1.00 | 81.25 |
| 9 | Chris LaChapelle (G) | One Dump Chumps (S23) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| 10 | Grant Torpin (G) | Wingers Cover the Points | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |






