| Captain | Alternate Captain | Alternate Captain |
| Richard Albin | Reed Campbell | Al Hummel |
Forbidden Burrito – NOV
Skater
| # | Player | Team | Position | GP | G | A | P | PIMS | SA | GA | SV | SV% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Reed Campbell | -Uncle Alvin’s Backdoor Draft | Skater | 22 | 4 | 5 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 2 | Justin Ryba | All-Stars Novice Black (W26) | Skater | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 5 | Jordan McCoy | Puck’n Clowns (S25) | Skater | 25 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 9 | Alex Emerson | -Flocked | Skater | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 13 | Andrew Ruhrdanz | -Bye Week | Skater | 12 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 16 | Al Hummel | Forbidden Burrito (W23) | Skater | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 21 | Matthew Boardman | -Greg’s 3rd Big Toe | Skater | 20 | 7 | 2 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 22 | Sarah Ruhrdanz | -Bye Week | Skater | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 23 | Quedence Smithhisler | Forbidden Burrito (W23) | Skater | 20 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 29 | Nicole LeVardi | -Tunza Funza | Skater | 23 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 29 | Tom Monahan | -Uncle Alvin’s Backdoor Draft | Skater | 25 | 15 | 3 | 18 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 30 | Eric Flock | -Flocked | Skater | 21 | 5 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 51 | Richard Albin | -Uncle Alvin’s Backdoor Draft | Skater | 21 | 11 | 6 | 17 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 55 | Kevin Anderson | -Tunza Funza | Skater | 25 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 61 | Brian Milstead | -Undisputed Error | Skater | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 61 | Scott Thon | Forbidden Burrito (W23) | Skater | 7 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 77 | James Mazurek | -Undisputed Error | Skater | 24 | 2 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
Goalie
| # | Player | Team | Position | GP | G | A | P | PIMS | SA | GA | SV | SV% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30 | JJ Jackson (G) | Cob Shuckers (W26) | Goalie | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 482 | 66 | 416 | 86.31 |
Novice Division Winter 2023 Standings
| Pos | Team | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Stud Muffinz (W23) | 22 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 29 | 71 | 57 | 14 |
| 2 |  Regulators (W23) | 22 | 10 | 4 | 8 | 28 | 49 | 43 | 6 |
| 3 |  Young Hellebuycks (W23) | 22 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 25 | 41 | 34 | 7 |
| 4 |  Delta House (W23) | 22 | 9 | 7 | 6 | 24 | 41 | 43 | -2 |
| 5 |  Jelly Dekin It (W23) | 22 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 21 | 53 | 41 | 12 |
| 6 |  Mohawks (W23) | 22 | 8 | 10 | 4 | 20 | 47 | 48 | -1 |
| 7 | Forbidden Burrito (W23) | 22 | 8 | 12 | 2 | 18 | 49 | 59 | -10 |
| 8 |  Papa Jim’s Cronies (W23) | 22 | 4 | 16 | 2 | 10 | 45 | 71 | -26 |
Novice Winter Playoffs 2023 Standings
| Pos | Team | GP | W | L | T | SOL | PTS | GF | GA | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jelly Dekin It (W23) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 10 | 5 | 5 |
| 2 | Young Hellebuycks (W23) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 9 | 7 | 2 |
| 3 | Stud Muffinz (W23) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 4 | 5 |
| 4 | Mohawks (W23) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 5 | 4 |
| 5 | Regulators (W23) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 11 | -1 |
| 6 | Forbidden Burrito (W23) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 13 | -6 |
| 7 | Papa Jim’s Cronies (W23) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 |
| 8 | Delta House (W23) | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 10 | -6 |